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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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There’s never anywhere decent to put a used jonnie is there?
No, no there is not.

I try to have some suitably placed piece of bog roll for such an occasion, but its still a bit dodgy :(
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 1:23, 2 replies)
This
is too risky for my liking, what with the odds of spunky spillage soaking through and leaving a stain and a powerful odour.
(I helped save b3ta! Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:10, closed)
Wrap it in a wet wipe
They're stronger.
(AyeMe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:43, closed)
this^^
*stored away for later use...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:48, closed)
I wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bedroom bin
then have to swiftly empty the bin the next morning because it smells horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, closed)

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