Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Yeah, that's it, that's it exactly...Sarcastic son of a camel!
May the twisted crusty hairs of a thousand unwashed minges become animate, crawl hundreds of miles through broken glass and reeking foetid swamp to infest your underpants and die of a previously unknown disease.
Jesus fuck, does nobody in this malodorous slime pit wash their bits ?
A cock should not be cheesy.
You want someone to suck on it make the damn thing taste good. Wash, the bastard, use soap, rise well and then apply a smidge of toothpaste, rinse again unless that minty cool feeling does it for you.
A cunt should not be acidic, fishy, gritty, or invisible behind an inpenetrable bush of wiry hair. The word "matted" should not even be a possibility. Clam is good, beaver is passable, mammoth just No.
See above re washing.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06,
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