Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Some years ago the now Mrs ROFdecided she wanted to coat me in yogurt and squirm around on top of me. In fact she'd bought some yogurt from the corner shop earlier that day in preparation.
I'm sure it would've been quite nice if the stupid bint hadn't chosen Hazelnut Yogurt...slippery yet gravely.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:41,
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