Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I met this girl in a nightclub once...Things went well and I ended up back at her place, 'for a coffee'. We were having a bit of a snog on the sofa, when she paused.
"I'll just put the coffee on" she giggled, and disappeared into the kitchen.
I heard kitcheny noises, then she came back in and sat down, whereupon we resumed where we'd left off.
...only now there was something terribly wrong. I felt the gorge rise in my throat and sprung off the sofa like a scalded cat, desperate to get the taste out of my mouth.
The taste of the marmite on toast she'd been craftily eating in the kitche...
Oh no wait. That wasn't me, it was the man in the advert.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)
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