Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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While working at the butchersI was warned, on my first day, never to put my cock in the bacon slicer.
One day, when there was no-one else in the shop, I gave in.
The firemen said they'd never seen so much blood. I am now unable to reproduce.
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MatJ LOOK, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:28,
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Good jobwell, at least for the anecdote telling generation anyway...
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indeedit's called natural selection.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, closed)
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