Natural Yoghurt Substitutes
Recently Mrs V had a spot of discomfort below and she asked me to go to the shops for a pot of natural yoghurt.

I arrive at the supermarket to find it closed and only a 24 hour garage open to buy the yoghurt from and they didn't have the natural yoghurt she'd asked me to get, still I bought a few different types and went home hoping for the best.

Well we gave the various yoghurts a try but none seemed to work, Ski were very runny and had to be inserted using a funnel, the Cadbury's chocolate one was of the right viscosity to apply but we were unsure of where to put the small flake that came with it.

Least successful was the Muller corners, the jam type caused my wife's bum to stick to her pants and attracted ants when she sat in the garden, and we're still finding those little chocolate balls on seats wherever she's been sat.
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( Vambo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, 1 reply)

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( The Helpful Bear, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:35, closed)