Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Not food sexBut there are far worse ways of being woken from a drunken stupour in a friend's basement than by having a particularly large chested friend run down the stairs, sit on you and stick said large chest in your face while shouting 'Look! It's my boobs, covered in cream!'.
Sadly I was unable to take advantage of the situation due to the presence of her very large boyfriend upstairs...
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:36,
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I probably would have spluffedEverywhere
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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