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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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Jokes about raping babies
don't tend to go down well with new parents at nice middle class garden parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:59, 13 replies)
Quite.
We new parents take our baby raping very seriously indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:04, closed)
But you seemed like such a nice young man

How you doing anyway? It tool me a good week to recover but your picture looks great!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:17, closed)
They all say that.
They all say that.

But they learn. They learn their lesson.

*sharpens cutlery*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:21, closed)
Remind me...
...where is it that these jokes DO go down well?
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:03, closed)
B3ta? Sickipedia? The Internet?
And everywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:15, closed)
Jokes on b3ta are no laughing matter,
and they'd only be well received on sickipedia if they were about brown babies, because they're racists on there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:53, closed)
People get so uppity.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:14, closed)
They feature significantly
In Trey Parker and Matt Stone's New musical "The Book of Mormon"
(unclestinky, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:42, closed)
+p

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:45, closed)
praping?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:48, closed)
parping.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:53, closed)
Newborn porn!!!!
I saw a Serbian film about that...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:42, closed)
You fool!
Garden party ?
Rape Jokes ?

That's what the shed is for...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:47, closed)

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