No mate, it's glandular, innit.
I've just got really big bones.

I'm stocky.

I hardly eat anything, honest! She eats MUCH more than me, I don't understand why I'm so much bigger than her!

I'm only a size 14, how is that fat?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:51, 1 reply)

Following in the footsteps of the seminal documentary "Sleepwalkers who KILL"
Channel 5 did an excellent investigation into "Mystery weight gain" where people kept weight on despite dieting, because in the middle of the night, they were, um ... "Sleep eating".

It featured excellent nocturnal footage of the kitchens of the subjects, into which they'd wander - while fast asleep!Prepare themselves a full, lardy meal, and eat it, and then go back to bed.

In the morning, they couldn't remember a thing! Amazing!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:58, closed)

Really? Blimey...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:00, closed)

Well, I suppose there's no danger of falling MORE asleep with the chip pan going

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:09, closed)

Yeah, they were definitely asleep. Definitely.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:16, closed)

Incredible, isn't it?
I felt really sorry for them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:28, closed)

why feel sorry? They werent sleep shopping as well so they still made a concious decision to buy it in the first place.
(Bushcricket, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:50, closed)