Oh dear. I dun a woopsie...
I was doing a software pitch to a room full of around 20 senior execs from Legal and General. It was in their conference suite, and there was a sliding partition wall between us and the next room, where I could hear a computerised voice which was putting me off my stride. Sounded like they were playing around with some voice software. It put me off a bit mid-sentence and I said, "sorry, I'm getting distracted, sounds like we've got a Dalek next door hahaha"

Long stony silence...

"Actually that is our Chairman, he has had throat cancer and uses a voice box"

We didn't win the contract.
( Three Dog Man, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:50, 8 replies)

I think that's pretty harsh of them - you weren't to know, and it's pretty unusual
You should have laughed and impersonated him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:26, closed)

I've been here to long
I recognise all the pea roasts...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:55, closed)

to long what? jump?

(MayorBoris, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:03, closed)

John?

(MayorBoris, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:04, closed)

shot?

(MayorBoris, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:04, closed)

tall sally?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:26, closed)

dickhead

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:14, closed)

So your chances at gaining the contract were
EXTERMINATED!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:40, closed)