Bolton!
When I was a kid, we would visit my cousin’s house down in Bolton from time to time. One day, while down there, we all went to this park which had a mini zoo and a fairly big adventure play ground type thing.

I was happily running round like a loon then climbed to the top of fort, I looked down and seen my cousin playing in a sand pit as he was a few years younger than me.

I decided to run full pelt towards him, grab his shoulders and make a loud noise similar to that a Wookie would make if he had wiped his arse with a chilli toilet paper.

He turns around and I realise he is not my cousin, and his mother had been sat on the bench watching the whole thing. I think my exact words were “wrong kid” and I span around and ran off.
(pandaparty, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:12, 6 replies)

So you touched someone else's child?
nonce
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:51, closed)

This isn't a story.
I'm not sure where you went to school ... somewhere upward of Bolton presumably ... but whichever sheep-shagging sleeve-tugger told you that this is what constitutes a story clearly wasn't a teacher. It was probably Ian Brady. Why oh why did they have to be caught so soon?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:55, closed)

You sad little man.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 23:38, closed)

Hi selcouth!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 0:30, closed)

Hi apeloverage!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 6:43, closed)

Please look up the definition of a story… fail troll is fail
(pandaparty, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:28, closed)