You were right about "mediocre."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:12, 2 replies)

qftw is quite an interesting illustration of what happens when something becomes infested with The Ordinaries.
Twenty years ago the Internet contained a fairly narrow and elite slice of humanity. It was almost impossible to interact with somebody without something interesting being said. Even if they were cunts. Particularly if they were cunts in fact.

Now that the mediocre masses have invaded it is almost impossible to find an interesting morsel amongst the unfathomably dreary quotidian. It's amazing and depressing. Imagine what the conversations must be like between these pricks in the pub. They might as well be reciting the fucking phone book at one another. They're barely as coherent as farting cattle. We should change the law to reclassify them as livestock.

Ummm ... no'ffence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:29, closed)

dickhead

(MayorBoris, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:54, closed)

Well you've certainly made me reappraise my opinion.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:08, closed)

Hey Battered...
Goat sex is good
(Braising Squid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:44, closed)

Wrong reply button, you fat-pawed dogboy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:39, closed)

Nah I nailed it, look at the one below...
It was in reply to Battered but I had to reply to you make it work. However its kind of lost its efficacy now we've written a couple more times in between it and that!
(Braising Squid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:41, closed)

I've ruined everything.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 8:00, closed)

^ this ^.
EDIT: the way that reply works pisses me off. My "this" response is to Dr S, no the twat below him, despite how it appears.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:45, closed)

Or find a post-normal scientific excuse to price 99% of the population out of internet access.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:35, closed)

You've had to add your Mum on facebook, haven't you?
( cs1ca, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:58, closed)

Everybody has added my mum on facebook.
If you know what I mean.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:55, closed)

They'll be wanting the vote next - mark my words.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:52, closed)

It's a fucking liberty.
I come across as an appalling intellectual snob just because I'm surrounded by absolute subhuman dross.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:27, closed)

Well the question wasn't very original...

( bierbelly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:25, closed)

Yeah, which fucker suggested this? They should face the banhammer.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:25, closed)

I'm "liking"
this.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 8:57, closed)

They should be shot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:05, closed)