I was out for Drinks a year or so ago in Leadenhall market
My boss had brought out a few potential clients. Keen to impress, beers were bought, jokes were being told.

There was 3 clients, one who didnt speak (but drank lots) an Australian dude, and a Welsh guy. The welsh guy had loads of jokes, each one more dirtier than the last one. Everyone laughed, with a tinge of oohhhhshhhh... with each punch line. He was pushing the boundaries of taste. But each one was accepted.

We had just reached the boundary of quadriplegic getting spaffed on, when, judging the moment was right, i pepped up with one of Sickipedias finest. Judging the taste now to be at 'docker level' I pulled out the following joke. The men shushed, turned to face and listen.

"A man is at the bar with a friend, he turns to his friend and says 'you know what? I could have any girl in here if i wanted' His friend turns and queries 'oh right? how so?'..... the man sips his pints licks his lips and nonchalantly replies '...because I’m a Rapist '

To the choir of "ooooooooohhffff" It was literally 1 second later that the group collectively realised that it needed to either, go the bar, go the toilet, make that important call, check work email.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:12, 9 replies)

The lucky blue coat joke went global within seconds when I told it.
Clearly your workmates don't have a sense of humour.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)

ahh, lucky blue coat...
they dont make em like that these days...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)

I've done that, told
a very off colour joke about a bloke and his epileptic wife to a guy whose 4 year old son had recently been diagnosed with epilepsy.

Oops.
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

Yeah, but you see that's interesting because the person you were telling the joke to had an unexpected link to the joke material.
Unlike the above story which is basically 'I told a very rude joke to some people I don't know very well which makes me a spastic'.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:31, closed)

You might just be
overthinking this.
(username failed moderation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:43, closed)

I told the 'Epileptic fitting in the bath & throwing in the washing' joke at a local pub
I was pulled up by a guy who said "That's not funny, my son had a fit in the bath and died".
Suitably crestfallen, I stammered "errrm, I'm so sorry, did he drown"?
"No" he replied "Choked on a sock"

Aithangyew

Coat/veal etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:24, closed)

Ooh, Captain Flaccid has me on ignore!
My eyes are welling up just thinking about all of the fantastic lols I must be missing out on :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:31, closed)

Sickipedia?
Fucking racist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:00, closed)

^this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:02, closed)