I once spent the day ferrying my girlfriend's gay sister around the many lesbian bars of Eastbourne, looking for her missing girfriend
At the end of the day, as I dropped her home, she thanked me for my help. Without pausing to think, I replied,

"No problem - it never hurts to have a dyke owing you a favour..."

Luckily she found it funny - after a short and rather worrying pause.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:54, 12 replies)

This is a bit like the previous story, and it's making me think that gay people have terrible senses of humour.
Thanks for making me prejudiced you dick
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:27, closed)

'Dyke' is a fucking horrible word though...

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:37, closed)

My lesbian friends think it's ace.
It's all choice - one gay guy I know can't stand "faggot" as it's apparently the most abhorent way of describing someone, another describes himself as the most faggy man he knows.

I don't care, as long as they get their round when it's their turn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:40, closed)

I was trying to work out what you meant by that.
For a second I thought you were referring to getting a round in the face from some sort of automatic weapon and had decided that you were a horrible homophobe.

I blame not having been to the pub for too long.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)

I think a lot of Dutch people
might disagree.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, closed)

The Lesbian Book of Jokes
is not one of the world's weightiest volumes. No one with any sense would even think about producing The Book of Lesbian Jokes.

Gay men don't seem to take themselves nearly as seriously.
(ubergeekian, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:19, closed)

I guess it's hard to take yourself seriously when you have another man's willy up your bum.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:21, closed)

Are we to understand from this that you are a lesbian then?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:24, closed)

I call dibs on her.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:25, closed)

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*stomping followed by a door slam*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:33, closed)

Hahahaha
The dykes I know wouldn't bat an eyelid at that
( Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:16, closed)

I like how you managed to retell this story without any of the humour.
Well canny like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:07, closed)