A few years ago, a group of us were sat in a beer garden enjoying a warm summers day.
One of our party leaned into us and whispered 'Have you noticed that guy over there, he's been sat there staring at us for about twenty minutes!"

Sure enough, about twenty feet from our table, there was a guy sat on his own, white t-shirt, sunglasses, slowly sipping his pint and constantly fucking staring at us.

One of our group decided to find out, in his words "What his fucking problem is!" and so got up, walked over to him, leant over his table and shouted at him something along the lines of "What the fuck are you staring at you fucking cunt?"

Interestingly, the word cunt kind of wobbled and faded away into shocked silence. Reason being is that as he was shouting this particular term of abuse at the exact moment he noticed a guide dog asleep under his chair.
( Muns, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:05, 7 replies)

wow...
Are all your friends complete cunts or just this one?
(Fridgy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15, closed)

I have associated myself with some utter wankers in the past.
It was always better to be on the right side of the wrong element of society at the time.
( Muns, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32, closed)

My thoughts exactly
a) Why not just leave the guy alone?
b) How come NONE of you noticed the dog in all this 20 minute stare-fest-hate-crime?
c) WTF?
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:57, closed)

a) This is why I no longer associate with them and didn't even refer to them as friends in the post.
b) Table and seat design. That, and none of us really paid any attention to it until something was said.
c) Agreed.
( Muns, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09, closed)

I do hope the blind guy then proceeded to kick the shit out of him.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:37, closed)

Anyone who uses the construction "Reason being is..." deserves to be horsewhipped.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:17, closed)

You and your mates are cunts.
Were you really expecting any other kind of response that this to your tale of cuntishness? You cunt.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:40, closed)