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This is a question Foot in Mouth Syndrome II

Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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The trick is...
...not to let it get to that point.

Easy to say in retrospect of course. Did you ever wonder why she was so miserable?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:37, 1 reply)
I too, wondered about the cause, and finally worked out...
...it was because she had breasts and a fanny. Or she was evil. It was one of those things I'm sure.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:19, closed)
You, of course, were never less than a blameless, wonderful husband and a gentleman at all times.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:48, closed)
I don't remember...
I think I was out busy murdering children or something at the time.

...but actually, now I come to think about it, yes I was. Completely and utterly, bent over backwards, totally loving and forgiving. She rewarded this by cheating on me. Hmmmm, perhaps I should've been a complete bastard after all...seems to make a lot more sense now...
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:12, closed)
Oh, welcome to QOTW by the way
What you need to do is to put the back story up front or take the consequences.

...or take the consequences even if you DO give us the back story first.

But, really: welcome.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:40, closed)
I demand to be treated with the same contempt everyone else is!
...thank you for the welcome though. :)
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:07, closed)
Contempt for other posters is mandatory.
I'm sure it's mentioned somewhere in the unwritten rules of qotw.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:12, closed)
My immediate suspicion is that you are some kind of awful internet liar.
Otherwise why would you be here?

(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:01, closed)

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