
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A friend of mine used to have a job clearing out old sub-stations, just keeping them clean like.
Anyway, one day I went along with him just 'cos there was not a lot else going on.
We went to one, in a town that shall remain nameless, opened up the gate and inside was a perfect wanking den complete with a tent, a stack of porn mags about 3 feet tall and a bumper pack of bog roll (still sealed).
I assume he took along the hand-cream as when it was required.
Length? I have no idea, but I'm sure that amount of tossing off must have some effect.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:35, 1 reply)

i can just imagine someone using it at night,
with the associated torch and sillouette.
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 19:17, closed)
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