
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
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( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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to dispose of a body properly with no dna trace forget feeding to pigs or woochippers - teeth and bone fragments scattered around like a madmans shite
what you must do is roll the remains in chickenwire while placing heavy weights in the folds. then simply twist the ends like a big bloody christmas cracker then get a surly portugese trawlerman to drop the lot in the atlantic
NEVER SEEN AGAIN
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:55, 1 reply)

That's why this story is a Work Of FictionTM.
Sea-creatures are our friends :D
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