not so much found, as lost.
I used to be in the import/export business, you know, products...all right, porn. Porn magazines. You happy?

Anyway, because of different printing costs it was cheaper to physically import the lot, rather than get one master copy and print it here.

Now it was all normal hetero stuff, but because of *cough* the possibility of misunderstandings vis a vis community standards between different parts of Europe *cough*, we used to fly it in rather than go by boat.

I say it was cheaper. Well, to be precise it would have been cheaper, if some lackwit hadn't failed to secure the cargo bay properly. An entire plane's worth of porn, dropped over England like a particularly ineffective strategy of the Luftwaffe.

This was ages ago, when many b3tans would've been children. I often entertain the idea that someone might have found some, and mayhap wondered where it came from.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:56, 2 replies)

Now that
...is worth a click.

Brilliant - I only twigged at the cargo bay bit!

;-)
(dchurch bah, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:29, closed)

*click*
Absolutely superb...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:13, closed)