Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Oooh, previously cherished laptopsI've changed jobs a couple of times in the last couple of years. Most times, I've had a pre-loved laptop.
The first time, all was well. Windows 98, which was relatively current at the time, nice slim laptop, all good. What's this at the bottom of the laptop bag? Why, a CDROM drive. How cool. I plugged it in, waited for Windows to notice it, and... ah, there's a disk in it. I opened the filesystem up and had a "Pass the brain bleach!" moment. Porn like I had not seen the like of before. Porn like "how do you get stockings on the chicken?". Worse, porn along the lines of "I was putting the doggy dish on the floor when I slipped, and then look what happened!" I mean, ewwwwwwwww! Oh, and ewwwwwww!
Next time, I was much luckier. I found quite a lot of downloaded telly stuff that I'd have happily downloaded myself if I was some kind of pirate or something. And no porn at all. W00t!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:37, Reply)
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