My friend Dan
He went missing 6 years ago, just left his house one morning, kissed his g/f goodbye and went to work. He didnt arrive and no one had heard from him, he took nothing with him so everyone feared the worst.

Years pass and we all assume that he is gone and no one would ever see him again.

Anyway, 2 years ago g/f and i are travelling the world being lazy fucks, we are near the end of our trip and only had a week left in NZ so went to a few places before the long flight home. Was sitting in a bar in Rotura one evening when i was sure id seen Dan, g/f convinced me it was the beer talking and so did i. Next morning i saw him again on a bus. I was getting freaked out.

So last day there we were getting ready for the drive to Auckland to get our flight. Loading the car and i saw him again sitting by the hotel.

No funny story but it was him, and he had been following us the past couple of days. Turns out he was just a wanker and wanted nothing to do with anyone anymore and was happy for everyone to think he was dead. He said he had enough of everyone and wanted out and was now living in NZ and had 2 kids and a wife.

Strange but true.

Ok he may not be a wanker but to let everyone think he is dead is a bit shit.

Sorry for no funnies or length
(Lanceuppercut, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:32, Reply)