I found a dead guy!
At first I was a bit freaked out but it turned out it was the best thing ever! It was on the morning after a mate's stag do and everyone had decided to pick on me instead! Basically leaving me naked and very hungover in this cave!

Anyway, this guy was wrapped in a very warm looking cloth, which I promptly nicked and proceeded to exit the cave and find my way home, only to find a huge crowd of people waiting! The turning point was when some idiot confused me for the dead guy!!! Turns out he was the leader of some kind of fcuked up cult, but he was treated as royaltly so I lapped it up! Sadly he still lived with his parents and his missus was a hooker but you can't have everything!


Length? 2000years give or take :P
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 4:15, 2 replies)

Go easy on me...
I'll get better, I promise!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 4:20, closed)

I liked it
*shrugs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:35, closed)