Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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DogsMy dog (RIP) Patch found a finger in Belton Park once.
My brother took it to lost property, but nobody had enquired about it.
How can you not notice you've lost a finger?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:37, 4 replies)
If nobody calimed itdid you get to keep it?
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41,
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NahIt would have had to be more garlicky for the dog to be interested in eating it, and I genuinely can think of no reason to keep a spare finger.
Can you?
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The jokes could be endlessI like the idea of placing it in the toilet on some bumwad and calling your family in to see what you just shat.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:00, closed)
I also thought of using itwhen dressing as Anne Boelyn
But then when would I do that?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:10, closed)
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