Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Old German PornStaying in a hotel on a greek island with an old girlfriend I did the obligatory check of all the drawers etc.
In one drawer I found a large empty bottle of ouzo, an empty condom packet and a reel to reel porno film (sounds like crimbo round my dads house).
The flick was called "Mother Fucker mit Sound Mitten" or something very similar which I assume meant "mother fucker - with sound"!
It was a 70's film with a young german girl and guy shagging on the front of the packet and a 70+ year old woman joining in. Very unpleasant indeed.
Did find out that having a tug whilst threading the tiny film through my fingers and holding it up to the light at the same time was not the most relaxing way to spill my globs..
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)
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