Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A twig caught painfully up my snout...I was with my pals walking the streets of Downham when we came across these 'abandoned' allotments (empty at time of encounter and slightly overgrown grass and shrubs is the kids definition of abandoned).
Not satisfied with kicking a few rocks and such we then proceeded the climb a fence. I volunteered to go first shooting upwards with enthusiasm. Missing my footing, I slid down only to some how on the way down position myself perfectly the receive a sharp and strong thin twig up my right nostril at quite a fucking speed!!
I shot back up and cleared the twig only to think before I went back down and jumped away from the wall to clear the brain piercing death trap.
I was in such paid and my eye watered for hours after. Not to mention copious amounts of snot and blood!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:23, Reply)
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