Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
« Go Back
Students are funny
I was at a Cardigans concert at Wolverhampton about 10 years ago. I'd had a few drinks before the gig and during the warm up act so the seal was well and truly broken. On the way to the toilets were a load of students sat against the wall smoking some rather sweet smelling roleys, and on the floor in front of said students was a five pound note. Why it didn't register that the students would have smelled the money from the other side of the room and pocketed it thenselves may have had something to do with the amount of alcohol I'd previously consumed that evening. So I spied the fiver from about 3 paces away and adjusted my gait so I could kick the money ahead without breaking stride in a casual smooth 'I haven't just seen five quid and I'm nicking it' kind of way. I kicked the fiver all the way into the gents where I managed to discretely bend down to retreive it awwy from the eyes of the rightful owner who may wish me to return it. I opened the note to see HRH QE2 staring at me from one side. I turned the note over to see the other side was completely blank except for the word 'FUCKER' neatly printed in the middle of the paper. At least I hadn't given the soap dodging spongers the pleasure of seeing my face when I realised I'd been had but there were a few smug faces when I walked past them on my way out of the bogs. I hate students.
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:28, 2 replies)
I was at a Cardigans concert at Wolverhampton about 10 years ago. I'd had a few drinks before the gig and during the warm up act so the seal was well and truly broken. On the way to the toilets were a load of students sat against the wall smoking some rather sweet smelling roleys, and on the floor in front of said students was a five pound note. Why it didn't register that the students would have smelled the money from the other side of the room and pocketed it thenselves may have had something to do with the amount of alcohol I'd previously consumed that evening. So I spied the fiver from about 3 paces away and adjusted my gait so I could kick the money ahead without breaking stride in a casual smooth 'I haven't just seen five quid and I'm nicking it' kind of way. I kicked the fiver all the way into the gents where I managed to discretely bend down to retreive it awwy from the eyes of the rightful owner who may wish me to return it. I opened the note to see HRH QE2 staring at me from one side. I turned the note over to see the other side was completely blank except for the word 'FUCKER' neatly printed in the middle of the paper. At least I hadn't given the soap dodging spongers the pleasure of seeing my face when I realised I'd been had but there were a few smug faces when I walked past them on my way out of the bogs. I hate students.
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:28, 2 replies)
haha
This reminds me of: www.clipjunkie.com/Balls-of-Steel---Devil-at-the-Beach-vid1070.html
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:42, closed)
This reminds me of: www.clipjunkie.com/Balls-of-Steel---Devil-at-the-Beach-vid1070.html
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:42, closed)
Heh
I've been considering a prank like this myself. Not been a student for a long time though.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:38, closed)
I've been considering a prank like this myself. Not been a student for a long time though.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:38, closed)
« Go Back