Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Lost Nigerian Businessman...Found wandering the Platform at Ashford International asking where the castle was.
Turns out he was trying to get to Edinburgh, but the idiots at Charing Cross ticket office sold him a ticket to Hildenborough (just outside Tonbridge, Kent) - presumably because they couldn't understand his accent.
Poor bloke sat on a packed Kent Commuter Train until it reached it's terminus at Ashford - thinking that any minute - it would magically cross the boarder into Scotland and he'd find himself near the castle.
He was doubly-gutted when I told him Ashford doesn't even have a castle...
(Last train/railway related story... I promise!)
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14,
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Nigerian businessman?Did he offer you $20,000,000 (TWENTY MILLION US DOLLARS)?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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Could have.....gone to Leeds Castle. It's even more of a novelty as it's in Kent!
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Dover castleisn't too far away. That's quite a nice castle. Dover, on the other hand... *shudders*
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chart cat has an itch, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:58,
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