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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found
a wrap of MDMA bombs near London Bridge tube, on the street, outside a kebab shop.


I think it shows just how far I've come that I didn't take them, and gave them to someone scuzzier looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:20, 11 replies)
Aaaaah
Well done, I'm proud of you.

edit - of course, this raises the question, how did you find someone scuzzier looking than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:56, closed)
Well, she knows you,
Doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:00, closed)
*adds to best people list*

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:50, closed)
how FUCKING dare you sir
Dame Marlboro of Hackney is NOT scuzzy -
she is Skanky.

*throws joke shop plastic gauntlet down*

i demand satisfaction - Stanley's at dawn it is!

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:30, closed)
spimfy darling
I knew I could rely on you to defend my honour
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:39, closed)
think nothing of it my dear, as always i remain vigilant resolute and steadfast in my tireless defence of your virtue






*expects at least a handjob behind some bins*

EDIT: with spit
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:48, closed)
mate
i'll pay for a hooker, and the coke to snort off her tits.

I've got class, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:49, closed)
no swiss finishing school...
can teach class like that

*books stagecoach to the smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:52, closed)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:39, closed)
thus foiling the plans
of the MDMIRA.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:06, closed)
Precisely.
I never got to use that nail bong though.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:04, closed)

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