Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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god damn your eyes man!that would merely lower you to the level of the french...
cheese eating surrender monkeys the lot of them
do what any self respecting british chap would do. take out a decent policy on the shrew.
build a solid alibi
purchase one spade, one large roll of heavy duty refuse sacks, a nice new hammer and sort it out like a ruddy man
then find a splendid young filly and keep her in her bloody place this time
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Ohhhhh, how you temp me.Hahaha!
I like that one!
Well, I have started saving but the road is long and tough.
Heh, stiff upper lip and all that.
Bally hoo!
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Hitchhike, manGet out of there! Surely you've got friends / family in Blighty who can help you too?!
There's always a way, even if you have to work your way back (and I'm not talking about lorry driver's cock, here)
Good luck!
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