
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I was chatting to a girl I know. In this story she is the baddie.
"Everybody should go back where they came from"
"You're fucking *irish* you retard"
"So?"
"You're in England, if you really believe everyone should go back where they came from you should start by fucking off"
"no"
"..."
"Well I didn't mean that. I meant where they came from ages ago. Like Africa or whatever"
"..."
"..."
"If you go back far enough everyone comes from Africa. Humans evolved around Ethyopia"
"..."
"So are you saying everyone alive should move to Ethyopia"
"..."
"..."(with smug look)
"Well I don't believe that. I think god created everyone how they are and where they were over 7 days"
Holy fuck I made a creationist.
And that is how I helped someone find religion, as a support to their main hobby of doing racism.
Oops.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:26, 5 replies)

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( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:30, closed)
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