Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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The Mason's Apron
oooh - sounds like a double entendre or maybe a Viz annual doesn't it?
It's not though, I saw a briefcase in a hedge once, after retieveing it I found it contained a Mason's sash/apron thing and a lot of documents that went through the whole 'induction' process of a new Mason.
I had a good read and phoned a number that was in there. Don't know if it was the Mason in question who turned up to collect it or one of his little wizards but he gave me a crisp £20.00 note for my troubles - w00t!
Always wanted to try the handshake one day but never got the courage up. If I did it wrong they'd know and come for me in the night or something!
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:51, 2 replies)
oooh - sounds like a double entendre or maybe a Viz annual doesn't it?
It's not though, I saw a briefcase in a hedge once, after retieveing it I found it contained a Mason's sash/apron thing and a lot of documents that went through the whole 'induction' process of a new Mason.
I had a good read and phoned a number that was in there. Don't know if it was the Mason in question who turned up to collect it or one of his little wizards but he gave me a crisp £20.00 note for my troubles - w00t!
Always wanted to try the handshake one day but never got the courage up. If I did it wrong they'd know and come for me in the night or something!
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:51, 2 replies)
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