Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found....one of my bollocks to be a completely different size to the other one. The scene: 15 years old and full of unworldly paranoia. At the time i also kept my mobile phone in my hip pocket too, and being "strange new radioactive potential devices", I immediately shat a brick. The thought of a radioactive mutated lump of bollock cancer at the ripe age of 15 did not bode well for me. Co-incidently, it also didnt bode well with the GP i visited, who was straining to keep a straight face after hearing the story. Looking back, i can laugh, but nothing beats that simplistic fear of freaky bollocks you get when your a teenager.
Length? 1x4cm, and 1x3cm approx.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, 2 replies)
1x4cm and 1x3cm?Forget the size difference, I'd be seriously freaked out by rectangular knackers!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13, closed)
what......yours aren't?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, closed)
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