Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I was once driving along a quiet country lane when I spotted a video tape just lying in the middle of the road. I stopped and rescued it and got home to find that it contained some quality Dutch porn.
From that day onwards I always looked out for discarded video tapes whenever I was driving anywhere.
A few months later, another discarded video tape, no label, must be porn, result! Back at home, put it into the video and... fucking Dances With Wolves. Even fast forwarded through the whole tape looking for the porn that must be hidden on there somewhere. Nothing.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:29, 3 replies)
I was once driving along a quiet country lane when I spotted a video tape just lying in the middle of the road. I stopped and rescued it and got home to find that it contained some quality Dutch porn.
From that day onwards I always looked out for discarded video tapes whenever I was driving anywhere.
A few months later, another discarded video tape, no label, must be porn, result! Back at home, put it into the video and... fucking Dances With Wolves. Even fast forwarded through the whole tape looking for the porn that must be hidden on there somewhere. Nothing.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:29, 3 replies)
perhaps...
the porn was hidden in a subliminal message and you had to watch the film through.?
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:30, closed)
the porn was hidden in a subliminal message and you had to watch the film through.?
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:30, closed)
that's actually
how Kevin Costner wanted it watched.
Also if you do that, and play Pink Floyd's album 'The Wall' at the same time, you're a twat.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:01, closed)
how Kevin Costner wanted it watched.
Also if you do that, and play Pink Floyd's album 'The Wall' at the same time, you're a twat.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:01, closed)
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