Ahh, i remember when we found some pr0n!
It turned up on our school bus one morning. It was a big deal for us, as things like that were much harder to come by at private schools by the sounds of it.

One of the more cretinous amongst us on the bus saw fit to stash it in his bag, and it inevitably turned up in the 5th form common room later that day.

We all regarded it with regrettable incredulousness, and simultaneously claimed indifference as a testament to our sexual proficiency, which the vast majority of us chronically lacked.

In the true spirit of private school bullying, we singled out our usual target - James Ramsay. The poor lad was so frequently picked on, he may as well have had cross-hairs tattooed on his face.

So at lunch, we packed-lunchers sat in the common room munching away, and the hot-dinnerers filed in to leave their bags before making their way to the lunch hall.

Back then, the very worst thing you could do was leave any of your possessions unattended, as they were almost certain to be stolen, hidden and/or destroyed. It's a wonder this poor chap had not yet learned his lesson.

There were several avenues open to us with the intended result being that poor James was found to be in possession of inappropriate materials, by some form of authority figure.

We considered simply planting the dirty mag in his bag, but decided this would not suffice. It needed to be somewhere he could not fail to be caught with it.

After briefly consulting his timetable to find out his next lesson, his chemistry book was duly taken from his bag, and in every page [including those with notes on them] a pornographic image was stuck. With his own pritt stick!

The enjoyment we gained from watching the teachers discovery of James' stash [Glued to his notes! LoL!] was far greater than that of our own original findings.

As an afterthought, the remnants of the offensive material, which could potentially have landed us in some considerable trouble, were given in secret to James' little brother Dougie, who was a few years below us.

He was instructed to hide it somewhere in James' room, and inform their mother of her son's disgusting habits.

Equally hilarious however, was Dougie's inability to overcome the intense temptation to keep the dirty mag, resulting in its discovery, along with a furiously fwapping Dougie, by his dear mother.

She was not impressed.
We were so very pleased with ourselves.
(ShitBitch, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, 9 replies)

How sweet
you fucked some poor kid up even more. Go you.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:08, closed)

!
Oh you know it was funny.
(ShitBitch, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:42, closed)

I agree
Even if we all (mostly males) do at least a little crap like this when kids, at some point most of us grow up and realize that none of it was funny and much of was incredibly painful to the recipient.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29, closed)

Private school, you say?
Poor value for your parents' money, if the staff were so thick that they thought a boy would glue dirty pictures into his own exercise book.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, closed)

No, you're right
That would have been rediculous, which made it all the more funny..
(ShitBitch, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:32, closed)

Sounds like
you;re fighting a lost cause here friend.

Kids do stupid things when in school anmd the stories can be funny, however, a bit of humility or slight regret tends to soften it up a bit.

It reads like 'look at me, I'm ace, I got a kid told for having porn then his brother was caught having a wank, funny eh?'

Are you still at said private school? Is it all boys? was there some mutual fwapping in the dorms at night?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:47, closed)

Sigh
I really thought it was funny >.<

No, i'm not there any more. And no, to my knowledge there was no fwapping in school. Or dorms.

/retire
(ShitBitch, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:06, closed)

I
think you'd have been OK if you'd said it was childish and revelled in it a bit less...

I used to pick on the odd kid in school, looking back I'm not proud of it and feel a complete arse for doing it. If it was funny I'd post the story tho...

I think it's in the telling of the story
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, closed)

Well
I feel like it's worth adding at this point that it wasn't actually me who did any of the sticking. I was but a petty on-looker. And i happen to still be in touch with James who was and remains to be agood friend of mine..
(ShitBitch, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)