Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I oncefound a massive zit on my knackers. Being well edumacated in all sorts of nasty cancers I went to the doctor. The fucktard prescribed me anti-biotics, it was a fucking spot and it went 2 days after the appointment without taking the pills.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:25, 1 reply)
Cock zitsEveryone warns you about lumps on the nads, STDs, safe sex, etc, but NO-ONE EVER MENTIONS cock zits!
Probably because they're harmless and go away after a couple of days.
But what a couple of days!
When I was about 15 I developed a HUGE zit on my cock shaft, right on the vein. It terrified me, I was too scared to mention it to anyone, and after 2 days it burst, releasing a satisfying quantity of pus.
Hmm... wonder if there's a branch of porn which uses this... pus bukkake sluts anyone?
Dktr S
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)
Arg!That is, truly, truly, the very most appalling idea I have ever read on B3ta. Truly. No, Really.
Bloody well done.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)
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