Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Reading Festival, early ninetiesOn my way to my car to get my rucksack, I happened across an unopened bottle of Pernod and 20 Marlboro.
Me and my friend Tom drank the Pernod, then Tom decided it would be a good idea to construct a trebuchet out of random pieces of wood and use it to launch an attack on surrounding campers. He launched a flaming pile of kindling high into the air...
... which made it as far as my tent, took out the ridge pole and set the damn thing on fire.
With me in it.
I ran from the tent like a woman running from a tent that was, quite literally, on fire. Then I did a sick.
This is why I no longer a) speak to Tom, b) drink Pernod or c) go to festivals.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:39, 3 replies)
Was that Reading '94?I was there
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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"Then I did a sick"Was it inna hedge?
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snee held his breath since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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NoJust in the grass. Classy me...
And it may well have been '94. They all blend into one after a while...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)
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