This happened two months back
I did post it on the main forum, but it fits this fine :)

I was invited to a friend-of-the-missus's son's 1st birthday party. Well I say I was invited, I had a gun held at me head and dragged there (fucking kids party bollocks, I'd rather be pissed in a gutter).

So I turn up there and aptly realize I know no-one there, so I start chatting to the proud dad. Turns out he's a bit of a gaming freak and has a PSP console, as do I. I let him know that I know how to "upgrade" them and as to break the ice I'd do it as a friendly gesture. He's happy at this and gives me his PSP take with me. The party continues and all is well.

The next morning I'm back home and looking at the PSP. He's got a 1 gig card in there and according to the PSP software there's only 460meg available on it? That's a bit odd thinks I, lets plug the old USB cable in. I do this and browse the stick to find a 500meg video file there, simply named "-D-". It's not in the video folder, just on the root directory of the stick, which is a bit odd in itself. I think "Hey, it's a free film" and copy it to my desktop.

After a bit of tinkering I "upgrade" the PSP and all is well. I then remember about this video file I'd dragged from the memory stick and think "Oh, is this Vampire Hunter D? That wasn't a bad film that...." and double click on it, just as the missus is walking past the computer. Instead of being greeted with free Manga though I was greeted with an acute and upside-down camera angle of someone's house. The missus is looking at it odd too, then says "Hey, that's my friends house, from the party yesterday. What's that doing on your computer?"
"I don't know, was on his memory card."
After a few seconds the husband's face comes into view and he's walked into the bathroom now and is opening a cupboard. After he's done this he's placing the camera under a few blankets and towels, twisting it and trying to get a fair angle on the shower.
"Uh oh" says me and the missus, immediately fearing the worst. They've got a few kids in the house and I was hoping to god it wasn't going to be one of them.
The husband spends about 5 minutes adjusting this, then leaves the bathroom. After a minute of nothing, in walks a blonde woman. Who's not his wife. I sigh a deep breathe of relief at this, then start smirking. The missus points out the obvious. "That's not my friend" says her.
"I know" giggles me, "the dirty bastard."

The problem we had then was that the missus had known this friend of hers for years (literally 15-20 years, they go way back). She felt that she to let her know so she rang her up and got her to call over to my house, then showed her the footage. It turns out that the blonde was her next door neighbour who had some water supply problems and needed to use a shower on that day. He was the opportunist and took full advantage of it with some free voyeurism.

Initially she kicked him out and that was it, but has since taken him back in. On a side note, it turned out that the neighbour SPOTTED THE CAMERA TOO and didn't bother stopping herself from being filmed, the dirty whore. I myself kept the vid for a few weeks and pimped it to a few mates for a laugh (as you do). Oh well.

Oh yeah, apols for length, was about 26 minutes :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:59, 9 replies)

26 minutes!
I could take 4-6 showers in that time.

I have some footage if anyone wants to see it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)

^ 4-6 showers?
Videos, please. Talk about value for money...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:23, closed)

4-6 showers?
Are we talking "golden" or what?
(Rsoles, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, closed)

Gasp!
I gasped out aloud in the office and very camply put my hand over my mouth. Oh dear...
(ice9, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, closed)

hahahaha, gayshock :D

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:32, closed)

LOL!
Permission to use that phrase in everyday life?
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:34, closed)

Permission granted :)

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:37, closed)

Evidence
I DEMAND EVIDENCE
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:46, closed)

Everyone did
and no, I didn't stick it on Youtube. Was 500meg, would've taken a week :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:13, closed)