Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A bookI was in America on one of my occasional sojourns sitting in the airport lounge minding my own business. Some guy opposite is reading a book but then gets up to board his plane and leaves it there. "A free book, yippee!", think I followed by "why is the cover wrapped in brown paper?". Anyway I've already picked it up and started flicking through it. It turns out it was a gay "erotic" novel. The protagonist must have been red raw judging by the amount of arse action going on every random page I browsed. And now the curse of the book had been passed on to me since I now have this gay porn and can hardly leave it because someone might think it was mine. So I had to traipse around for a good ten minutes until I found a bin and dump it. It's a good job I did as well because my hand luggage received its usual "random" search at the boarding gate. God I hate US airports.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, 2 replies)
Yeahand there's never any security cameras trained on any bins seeing as they're a great place to leave a bomb and wander off, are there?
Hehe, you are probably flagged up on US Immigration's computer as a secret fudge-packer.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, closed)
hahatickled me!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44, closed)
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