Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Always porn.
Walking home one day, found in the middle of the road (literally) a good few kilos of mixed grumble - of wildly varying kinks and fetishes extending as far as shemale bondage to food insertion.
Inevitably, at work also; Pottering around installing some AV software years ago, what do I find but a good few gigs of the finest (and wierdest) bondage porn imaginable in c:\private (of all places). Took a copy (obviously) then rm'ed it all, replacing it with a file called BUSTED YOU DIRTY FUCKER.TXT
This was almost a weekly occurence, my porn collection grew over the course of that contract to such a dizzying degree it would make your head spin (and your mind boggle at the depths of depravities your colleagues could engage in).
Ended up wanking like an inmate for weeks.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:22, 2 replies)
I initially read
"Shemale bondage to food."
Amazing what you can do with a tube of glue...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:39, closed)
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