Easily explained
A vagina resonates at the exact same frequency as dark matter. The shagging caused this resonance to rip a hole in the space time continuum, thereby sucking anything not attached firmly into another dimension.

I know this because I live in another dimension, and your condom landed in my coco pops, you fuck.
(GONEism, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:56, 2 replies)

Laughs
from another dimension.

Very funny.
( Moey, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59, closed)

I'm bored telling true stories
from now on, every single QOTW post I make will be completely made up.
(GONEism, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06, closed)

I always try
but they're rubbish, so I delete them and post my usual average guff.

I'll try harder next time. Then delete and post more average guff.
( Moey, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:31, closed)

Hold on a moment
That post is a paradox!
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:16, closed)

Good one that
now't worse than an errant cock sock landing in your breaksie is there!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:20, closed)