Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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There once was a woman named Cat
Who had the most wonderful twat
Lovely and tight
It gave me a fright
When I found that my dick was too fat
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, 5 replies)
Ioffer my services to loosen her up a little for you, being of average girthitude
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11, closed)
coincidentally,I once had a cat called Woman...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:02, closed)
Who was notoriously difficult to summonI shouted like hell
Even rung a bell
Christ, I need a good Bourbon.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:31, closed)
.Who was handy when sex weren't forthcomin
I turned her around,
Used her like a hound
Yes, I gave my cat a good bummin.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:15, closed)
well..You lot are all really crass,
this talk of bumming cats ass,
it makes me feel sick,
where you all put your dick,
to forget this I will inhale gas.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:20, closed)
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