What I found last night…

Yesterday, when I arrived home from work, I walked into the front room and found my wife lying on the sofa.

She was wearing a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. She finished the outfit off with a black mask…

What did I do…?

I went to the fridge, grabbed a beer, turned on the footy and said “Oi, Batman, what’s for dinner?”

Soon afterwards I also found that my missus can punch pretty hard for a girlie…
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:36, 5 replies)

Are you absolutely sure it was your wife
And not the real Batman? He strikes me as the kind of person who could get violent if asked to perform a menial task. And they may not have been stilettos, but special vertical wall climbing batshoes.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, closed)

Interestingly enough...

'Batman' is actually her real name - Her parents were big DC comic fans.

She only hit me because it was my night to do the cooking...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, closed)

Have a click...
And I'm stealing that one...

*sends a load of text messages*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, closed)

Pictures
Or it didn't happen...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:57, closed)

Oooh!
The visions! The visions! I'll never be able to look her in the eye again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:05, closed)