Just remembered...
My Czech mate (ooh...dodgy chess pun there) and me went to see the England v Czech Republic game at Wembley the other month.

Much alcohol was consumed, powdered goodness inhaled and we found ourselves back at King's Cross waiting for the train home.

While waiting, we wandered around the mostly abandoned station (it was about 2am) and found:

- A bike seat
- A Chip and Pin machine
- Case of mineral water (warm)
- Bundle of newspapers

So, you have 2 blokes - one in an England shirt, one in a Czech Rep. shirt looking definitely dodgy on CCTV carrying our haul around when as we round a corner, we spy a couple of coppers about 200 yards away coming towards us. "Ruh roh," we said, "Best get rid of this lot..." and so we did, then sauntered along looking VERY innocent.

Now, bearing in mind my mate also had a HUGE Czech flag draped around his shoulders and there was no-one else about, and these coppers were obviously looking for us (we could hear their radios as they got closer), to our surprise they never even looked at us - just walked past*

We hid outside the station until it was time to sneak onto the train.

* "These aren't the droids you're looking for" moment if ever I had one.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)