ouch, apparantly
I'd got a new bloke, and he was lovely, treated me well, despite the fact that I'd dragged him home from a nightclub and jumped on him.. The sex was awesome, but I did have a tendancy to treat it as if it were an audition, and after a few nights, I thought that I'd exhausted most of the things that I knew.
So when I was at work, in the local pub, I found myself clearing out the bond/storeroom, where all the spirits were kept. There were all sorts of obscure liquors, including a beautiful green bottle of Creme de Menthe. I remembered that I'd read in a book, that Creme de Menthe would have a pleasant, tingly effect on a gentleman's gentleman.. so I asked my boss and took it home, telling him that I'd like it for an experiment...

That night, we were at my house, getting all naked and sweaty on the sofa, I reached the bottle, took a swig, swilled and swallowed, then applied myself judiciously to a pink oboe solo.

My swain jumped to his feet faster than I'd ever seen him move before, and whimpering, he fled to the bathroom, in order to irrigate his startled, and now stinging member...

Yes I found that Creme de Menthe isn't pleasant and tingly. It "stings like a bastard"!

Later I also found the book, I'd read it in. It was a James Herbert scarey book...

Luckily the man of the moment can also laugh about it now..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:42, 4 replies)

Which
Herbert novel?
(dchurch bah, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, closed)

either...
Moon, The Rats, or the Dark...

One of the male characters was playing away, and met his other woman in a caravan, and she did this to him..we never get to find out what happened after, because it kicks off just then...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, closed)

That's definitely not The Rats, or the Dark..
Although I've also read Moon, and it doesn't sound too familiar!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, closed)

hmmm
Either of the other two Rats books? I read most the stuff he wrote in the 80s but I haven't read anything since..Is Shrine a possibility?

This is starting to bug me now...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:24, closed)