Imagine my wank-a-riffic delight…

When I discovered that there really is such a thing as this software company

I decided to celebrate the completion of my final pun with a wonderful Oriental meal…

And called it the Stir Fry Vound

It's a victory...but a hollow, pitiful victory.

*dies*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, 6 replies)

Wow
I didn't know it was possible to scrape anti-matter from the bottom of a barrel. A doff of the cap to you.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, closed)

Thanks...

But nothing can dispell the feeling of mournful shame I feel for realising quite how low I am prepared to sink.

I am truly sorry...goodbye cruel world...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)

It's not your fault
If mr b3ta closed the QOTW at a regular time you could pace the punnage, rather than pun-spluffing yourself to an early grave.
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, closed)

Ahh, the good old days...

They used to stop it at approx 11am every Thursday, with an almost instant changeover.

Then the power went to their heads, anarchy reigned, & they realised they had other jobs to do...this resulted in the worthless, blubbering puddle of punnage that writes to you now.

So in short...it's all their fault.

*feels better now*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:39, closed)

Damn...
Just been to the flower delivery place - could've got a wreath too
( snee held his breath since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:01, closed)

fucking hell
*despairs*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:13, closed)