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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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*shrugs*
We all make mistakes.
I'm a bit surprised by this response, to be honest.

Anyway, the "ploughing" reference instantly made me think "your bean-field"...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:30, 1 reply)
not 'just a mistake'
I'd suggest that the tone of this implies pooflake thinks it's not a big deal, therefore has probably done it quite a few times rather than it being just a boyish mistake like forgetting to record a tv program for the wife.
Drink driving is unnecessary, not cool, and definitely not something to be taken lightly. It's irresponsible and dangerous and really fucking immature to be honest. If you want to get drunk, don't drive. If you dont' want to get drunk, for god's sake be sensible enough to stay under the limit- why on earth do you ened the extra half that'll push you 'safely' over the limit? You don't. If you want to get proper smashed, go for it and take a cab/sleep in the mud/call your mum at 5am. If you want the convenience of driving, take some responsibility and act like a grown-up and stick within the limit. Our limit is higher than every other country in Europe apart from Lichtenstein (they're the same as us) so it cna't reasonably be argued that it's sissily low. Scientists made it, and scientists rock.
Listen to science and stop being a silly little boy. Silyl little boys can kill people too, even if they can write funny stories.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:27, closed)
^This,
or words to this effect.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:28, closed)
^
Exactly!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:30, closed)
*sighs*
I just read the "top story" in your profile.
I really don't think that you're in any position to preach.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:50, closed)
*handbags*

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:14, closed)
*kisses Burt*

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:15, closed)
Kaol
and at what point did I potentially put someone in danger in that post???

Oh yeah, that bit - fair point I suppose but it was ONE beer and perhaps 2 spliffs but thats not a justification. Besides, I was passenger not driver (if that makes a difference)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:28, closed)
I've gazzed you
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, closed)
and confused me
all in one go!

Edit: oh yeah, get it now. Thats fuckingharsh (so harsh it doesn't get a space)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, closed)

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