Skid Marks in my Father's pants...
I know, shudder shudder. It was rank. And I think to a certain degree it make me respect him a teeny weeny itsy bitsy fraction less than I had previously.
Sounds drastic I know but there is something about a person who doesn't have the ability to wipe their own arse properly that really gets to me. It's as if it shows incompetance for the most basic tasks.
Urgh...
(prang007, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, 5 replies)

maybe he'd been on the stout
and got caught short.

Happens to the best of us.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, closed)

this.
humid farts can make skids too.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, closed)

Arse wiping
If you wipe your arse good and proper you miss out on the fun that is scratching off the dry poo bits.

Ahh, good times :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, closed)

Oh, it gets worse as they get older.
Much worse. Much, MUCH worse. The day's coming when it'll be more skid than pants, mark my words.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, closed)

It does indeed get worse
Two pieces of advice for men over 60:

If you ever get an erection, USE IT (you never know, it could be your last, and one day it definitely will be).

Never trust a fart.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:37, closed)