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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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If it's just meat
Why don't we donate it to the hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:53, 2 replies)
I'd definitely renounce my vegetarian ways if human meat was available.
Of course, it would have to have been raised free range and then killed in a humane way after living a joyous and fulfilling life, I don't want to encourage battery farming.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:11, closed)
But seriously, we're eating it already.
Never mind horse lasagnes, who here has genuinely never seen a tattoo going round on the meat of a kebab spit?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:39, closed)
Not once
But then again, I've never seen an Alsatian with a tattoo when it was alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:53, closed)
I normally wait until they're dead before getting the inks out, less chance of being bitten

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:56, closed)
Because cannibalism messes you up, I understand.
Bodies don't like consuming their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:54, closed)
Come on, you know we all would
...if only we could reach.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:18, closed)
Me, I make do with gnawing on my shoulder instead.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:23, closed)
I once had two hamsters.
I know one of them would have disagreed with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:16, closed)
Hamsters can't talk, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:17, closed)
But they can perform interpretative dance. Who's silly now?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, closed)

i am ....
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:32, closed)
Good man.
Now go and listen to the Cuban Boys biggest hit for the next three hours to remind you of your folly.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:36, closed)

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