In a pub
Oh why do so many of my bets happen in pubs, when I'm drunk.

Well a night on the drink, devolved into us betting each other to do increasingly random and impossible things.

I ended it by being bet, the whole nights drinking bill, that I couldn't drink a pint without touching it with my hands, or anybody elses hands for that matter.

I won the bet by picking the glass up with my teeth and slowly drinking the pint. It did go a bit wrong at the end when the glass slipped on the table and spilt a tiny amount of beer, they weren't going to pay out, so I sucked the beer from the table.

Not a nice thing to do really, the beer tasted terrible!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:07, 3 replies)

I
Can do that too. Must have the right kind of overbite or something.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, closed)

Next time....
Use a drinking straw.
(aroe_m0rre, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:19, closed)

hey mister

you just keep that there interlect o yers to yer damn self....
(The Cats Twat, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:06, closed)