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Broke the bank at Las Vegas, or won a packet of smokes for getting your tinkle out in class? Outrageous, heroic or plain stupid bets.

Suggested by SpankyHanky

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04)
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First day at a new job
Over lunch, the boss boasts that she can eat a whole muffin in one bite. She proceeds to prove this, to much eyerolling from the jaded crowd.

"I bet I could do that." I whisper quietly.

"Go on then. Do it and you get the afternoon off, paid." she challenged.

So I did. With the biggest one in the pack. Much cheering ensued.

The cheering turned to cries of "Shit! Someone give him the Heimlich!" as a realised that there was simply too much muffiny goodness to fit down my throat at once, and that I could neither breath nor swallow nor get a grip on the offending lump because opening my mouth forced it further down my throat.

Eventually enough of it dropped that I could open my mouth, so I did, expelling a half chewed chunk of mush the size of a tennis ball onto the carpet on front of my new colleagues.

Length? About 4 weeks after that debacle.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:52, 5 replies)
h aha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, closed)
What a great screenname!

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:03, closed)
That's 2 people who've complimented me on it now. Quick, someone call it shit before my head overinflates and I float away!
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, closed)
i was just thinking that...

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:53, closed)
Thanks once more!
Ooh, it's all swollen...
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05, closed)

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